Saturday, May 30, 2009

Hand and callus care

Nothing will give calluses to one's hands as quickly as heavy doses of deadlifts, pullups, or kettlebelling. Basically any of the "pulls" will mess up hands!

The tearing or ripping of these hardened palm calluses are called "rips."  Rips have been wrongly embraced by some weightlifting cultures as some "red badge of courage." These folks proudly display photos of bloody palms, covered in now-pink chalk dust, with captions like, "Check out these babies! I worked out hard."  The caption should have read, "Look at me. I'm an idiot who didn't take care of my hands. Now I'll have to cut back my training until it heals."

There is no pride in getting a rip. It generally means that one hasn't properly addressed the needs of their hands. (Yes, rips and tears do happen to those who do spend time treating calluses...so don't jump my case.)  Let's face it: Rips are injuries. They are cuts or deep scrapes on the gripping side of the human hand. And they affect not only further weight or gymnastics training, they adversely interrupt everyday life!

I bring up this topic because I got a rip the other day while doing pullups. It was after a few days of weighted pullups and kettlebell deadlifts and cleans.  I went into this workout looking at my hands thinking, "I should have shaved these calluses off."  But for saving the minor inconvenience, I did not. I went straight into the workout even though I knew better. I got the rip, then had to finish my workout hanging from my fingertips.

Treatment of calluses: I've tried a lot of techniques and tools to treat my calluses.  I've almost completely abandoned the pocketknife and teeth-gnawing tactics for more effective methods.  The above photo is of the Ped Egg.  It's like a cheese grater for dead skin. If you watch the commercial, you'll see it's marketed towards a woman's feet...far from a bulky powerlifter!  But the Ped Egg works wonders on palm calluses.  I tried one at a local gym (eeewww....community egg. Yeah, I know it's disgusting.)  Now I have my own.  

I also use a pumice stone.  For a few dollars, a stone can get some of what the Ped Egg cannot. I use the Ped Egg on the dry, hardened skin before my hands get wet, and the stone while washing my hands or during a shower.  This combination ensures I remove whatever I possibly can.

Other options are Dremel tools (I'm serious!) and callus shavers. With my Ped Egg success, I haven't tried either of them. For what it's worth, with the exception of pumice stones, work on calluses when your hands are bone dry!

For when the callus rips:  After a rip, it is best to cut away the flap of skin. I've used everything from a thumbnail, to pocketknife, to scissors, to nail clippers, to my teeth. I like to cut the flap when my hands are moist, either from sweat or after washing.  The skin cuts cleaner. If you wait until the flap "hardens," you lose that pliability of the skin.  Of course washing is critical, and covering during subsequent workouts until it heals is a good plan. 

Take care of your hands. There is no elite status for those who bleed during a workout session. Blood on equipment is not only slippery, it's unsanitary and potentially deadly. Rips happen. Let's keep them to a minimum, so we can maximize our training.


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Poll Results: Workout alone, with a partner, or in a big group?.

I had posed a question a few weeks ago. I was a bit surprised by the results.

I would rather workout...
  • alone - 35%
  • with one partner - 39%
  • in a big group - 17%
I thought that "in a big group" might be picked in the functional fitness community because of the industry's frequent "group class" structure.  CrossFit gyms generally use an every-hour-on-the-hour schedule for their classes.

I did not expect "alone" to be so high.  I know I push myself to greater efforts when I have at least one partner. I actually voted for "with one partner," assuming s/he to be a worthy competitor and motivator!!

On to the next poll....please vote in the right column.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Equipment: Portable Pullup Bar

So I had my first experience on the portable pullup bar made by Again Faster.   Tom G brought his out to one of our group sessions.  Until I saw it, I had kidded Tom about being "the man on the flying trapeze."  But after I ripped out a set of pullups with "the greatest of ease," I knew this was a great product.

For some of you, doing pullups is limited by terrain...not having a pullup station. Well this might fix that problem.  For $85, you get a solid bar with independently adjusted strapping (for even or uneven mounting options).  The bar's diameter is what I would consider ideal for my hand size.  It easily fits into a sedan's trunk for transportation. It uses any number of mounting options, including strapping alone or D-ring attachments. There is enough strapping length to lower it for inverted rows or as a "limbo" hurdle for lateral lunges.

I know $85 is steep. I could probably make the same for cheaper, but my days of working a drill press are over. Whether you buy one commercially, or make one in the shop, it's a solid investment.

Pulling is one of the seven primary movement patterns. Do not let equipment limit your training program.

Friday, May 22, 2009

"Life May Make You an Athlete"

Fitness and martial arts trainer George Demetriou is a great friend.  He runs a functional fitness gym called Spartan Performance -CrossFit Suffolk out on Long Island, NY. As a testament to the effectiveness of his program, this year he has five (yes FIVE) athletes participating in the CrossFit Games' Northeast region qualifiers. Read George's take on the necessity of being an athlete.

Life has a way of "turning" you into an "athlete."  You may not want it or be prepared for it, but life does not care.

When explaining that the CrossFit methodology aims to improve athletic performance as opposed to merely making one look good , the response is sometimes, "Oh, I'm not an athlete."

This response leads to one of my favorite diatribes.

"How do you know you're not an athlete?" I ask.

"I don't play a sport," is the typical response.

Then the interrogation begins:

  • What if you have to run for your life?
  • What if you have to fight for your life?
  • What if you have to rescue someone else?
  • What if you have to carry someone down stairs or drag them from a burning car?
  • What if you have to pull someone from a pool, a lake or the ocean?
  • What if your car and cell phone break down miles from anyone or anything?
  • What if you happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time?

In the above situations "life" will have suddenly given you three options: 

  • 1. Do nothing and hope for the best, 
  • 2. try something that you're not physically, mentally or emotionally prepared for, and 
  • 3. be an athlete/warrior and take effective action.
The typical level of "fitness" found in "regular" gyms will not facilitate survival or victory.  The workouts must be intense, constantly varied and made up of functional movements.

"Life" does not care if you had the training or the time to practice.  Life does not care about what's fair or unfair.  Life does not care for excuses.

Life may throw something at you that you haven't planned for.  You may not have all the answers.  You certainly cannot control all factors.  Actually we can't control many factors at all.  The one thing we ALWAYS have control over is our level of physical preparedness, our fitness, the ability to be functional for any contingency.

Don't wait until you're "elected" to be an athlete to start training like one.  Now is the time.


George is spot-on with his remarks. So...are you ready to become an athlete?

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

More females...

Women are better students than men. At least in the world of physical fitness. They take better to instruction. They don't ignore the seemingly boring foundational movements. They don't let their egos control their progress. And they generally see bigger percentage gains than their male counterparts.

What you do not see in the above photo are tiny pink-rubberized dumbbells small enough to fit into a cocktail purse.  What I do see is a woman who is four months pregnant with twins wearing Olympic weightlifting shoes in the middle of an overhead split jerk!!  I see another who is a gymnast turned ultra-competitive cheerleader (like the ones you might see on late night ESPN). And another who frequently spends her weekends attending barbell lifting seminars!

By the way, none of these women knew each other before the day this photo was taken. They met at a memorial weightlifting event honoring dead police officers. However, what they immediately shared in common was an embrace of barbell lifting within their exercise routines.
They do heavy deadlifting, cleans-and-jerks, overhead squats, and sumo sumo deadlift high pulls. They're not afraid to chalk up their hands and confidently walk up to a bar loaded with bumper plates to perform technical Olympic lifts...lifts that intimidate most men and nearly all bodybuilders!

None of them just walked into a gym one day and began Olympic lifting. They were educated by experienced trainers, and practice regularly.  They began with PVC piping and wooden broomsticks. They progressed to light training bars, then upwards in weight. Now they lift heavy loads with relative ease. We may look at them and think they have mastered the techniques, but they'd humbly disagree and explain how they are still very much students....students who don't listen to their peers when they tell them what women should and should not do, or can and cannot do.  These women have the attitude that they can do whatever they want to do.  And don't argue with them. They're right.

We all need to take lessons from these women. Stick with the foundations. Embrace progress, even if it's not at the pace you'd like.  Keep and open mind and learn new movements. Practice perfection. And most importantly, believe in yourself and your potential.  

Monday, May 18, 2009

CrossFit Level 1 Course in Chicago!

CrossFit is hosting one of their Level One courses in the area:

CrossFit Level I Certification
Sat and Sun, Aug 1st & 2nd
Chicago Police Academy, 1300 W Jackson

This is open to the public. Here is the link to sign up. If you are LE/MIL, be sure to get the discounted pricing.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Police Week 2009 results

What a great turnout for the Police Week Memorial Workout. A special thanks goes out to Nate at CrossFit DuPage! He graciously opened his door for the cause. We really appreciate the opportunity to workout among friends, both old and brand new.
Be sure to read the officer's stories. There are a mix of recent and historical deaths. Murdered and accidental. On-duty and off-duty. Young and old. Some we knew, some we didn't, some we feel like we did. One officer was a participant's father. There is even a CrossFitter among the names of the honored.

If you did this workout and don't see your performance below (or there's a correction to be made), please post a comment or email me. This will be a "working document." As I get more emails, I will continue to add to this list.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Police Week Memorial Workout - May 10-16, 2009

We are heading up a Police Week Memorial Workout. This event honors officers, deputies, agents, and members of law enforcement agencies who have been killed in the line of duty. This functional fitness workout is an opportunity to remember those who sacrificed their lives in the name of justice. I will be doing the workout on Police Memorial Day, Friday, May 15th, 2009, at CrossFit DuPage, between 1600-1900hrs. All are welcomed to attend!! If that time is not good, Nate at CF DuPage welcomes participants to come in during regular gym hours that week.
  • Workout is: 75 repetitions of moving 75 pounds from the floor to overhead. As fast as possible.
  • Score: The time it takes to complete all 75 repetitions.
  • Equipment: Participants can use a barbell, single dumbbell, kettlebell, ammo can, sandbag, or whatever weighs 75 pounds.
  • Rules: The weight goes from touching the floor to locked-out overhead for each repetition. Each repetition must be lowered under control to the ground. Use one or two hands to raise and lower the weight. Rest as needed. Time stops when the 75th repetition is lowered to the ground.
  • Movement Options: Clean and Press, Clean and Jerk, Snatch, or whatever technique fits the above rules.
  • Modifications: The prescribed weight is 75 pounds. Scale the weight down if necessary, based on your abilities. The prescribed female weight is 50 pounds. Be sure to include your weight used in your results.
Participants are asked to perform this workout in memory of a specific downed officer. Those of you who do not know a fallen officer can find one at the Officer Down Memorial Page. While I recommend doing this among friends, I trust we can each do this "on our honor." Participants who cannot make it to the gym are encouraged to complete it sometime during Police Week (May 10th-16th) and send me the results. Results can be posted here in comments, or emailed to me at louis.hayes@comcast.net Each participant should record:
  • Participant's name, age (optional), agency (if applicable)
  • Participant's time, and choice of weight (BB, DB, KB, other)
  • Honored officer's name, agency, and End of Watch (EOW)

NOTE: The workout is based on the CrossFit Heroes workout RANDY. It was named after Randal Simmons of LAPD SWAT, who was murdered in February 2008. Read about Randy here on the Officer Down Memorial Page.

Edit on 05-05-09 to announce the date/location of the event. LH

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Stair Workout - Update



Since the group has really been growing in size, I realize we can't possibly all agree on times that work for all of us. Therefore, I'm posting some of the more recent workouts. So if you make it out there without us, pick one of these babies to kick your own butt.

Rainy Day Woman (Named after not only the rainy weather that day, but the song that came up on my iPod in shuffle mode just as it started to downpour. Be sure to click on the link for your listening pleasure.)
  • Do the following with any strategy or partitioning:
  • 9 climbs
  • 90 35#KB snatches L arm
  • 90 35#KB snatches R arm
  • 90 inverted rows
  • 90 ring pushups
  • 90 55#KB SDLHPs

Diminshing Hell
  • 3 Climbs
  • 75 reps each of: Pushups, Inverted Rows, KB Figure 8 to Holds (75 total handoffs)
  • 2 Climbs
  • 50 of each
  • 1 Climb
  • 25 of each

Back Buster
  • 1 Climb
  • 45 each of: KB presses (ea side), Seated Knee Tucks, KB High Pulls, KB Straight-Leg DLs
  • 1 Climb
  • 30 of each
  • 1 Climb
  • 15 of each
  • 1 Climb

Tom G's Stairway to Heaven 21-15-9
  • 3 Climbs
  • 21 each of: Ring Dips, KB snatches (ea side), Burpees
  • 3 Climbs
  • 15 of each movement
  • 3 Climbs
  • 9 of each movement

Tom G's Modified Filthy Fifty
  • 50 Sledgehammer strikes
  • 1 Climb
  • 50 Walking Lunges
  • 50 Jack Knives
  • 1 Climb
  • 50 Ring Dips
  • 50 KB Swings
  • 1 Climb
  • 50 Inverted Rows
  • 50 Double KB presses
  • 1 Climb
  • 50 20" Box Jumps

Sunday, May 10, 2009

MURPH for Miller 2009 Results



Here are the results straight from the whiteboard. With that, if you see a mistake, please post a comment. Other than my own score and spelling of my name, I cannot be sure of anything posted here. Click on the whiteboard photos for an enlarged view.


Full MURPHs ($=20# body armor, *=assisted)
  • Dave H 43:43 $
  • Doug 47:34 $
  • Sinan 48:03 $
  • Curt 49:44 $
  • Mark R 33:48
  • Jostein 33:50
  • Jon G 36:44
  • Mike V 34:34
  • Eric G 36:47
  • Brad H 39:05
  • Bobby 39:17
  • Brian M 40:14
  • Greg G 41:15
  • Joe R 41:45
  • Jason C 42:09
  • Jon S 43:49
  • John Z 44:01
  • Katie R 44:35
  • Vlad 45:16
  • Erin D 46:40
  • Christina H 48:55
  • Jim S 50:31
  • Tom M 51:24
  • Jeff K 52:45
  • Mark 52:45
  • Larry 55:04
  • Bill G 55:07
  • Lou 58:00
  • Froggy 58:46
  • Jason W 1:05:40
  • Kevin 46:20 *
  • Mary 1:01:21 *
  • John D 1:04:12 *
  • Danielle 1:04:34 *
Half MURPHs (no notations as to RXed or assisted)
  • Megan M 20:49
  • Kelly C 21:05
  • Rich 22:20
  • Marilin 22:50
  • Kristen C 28:16
  • Tarrah 28:28
  • Kathy 29:24
  • Jeff W 32:05
  • Kristen H 34:54
  • Jen M 36:53
  • Eric A 41:08
  • Jackie A 44:14
  • Mandi ?
  • Steve H ?

Friday, May 8, 2009

I can't do it.

You can tell a lot from one's choice of words.  For example, here are some phrases that might seem like the same answer. But what they really do is give a glimpse into the attitude of s/he who spoke them. They all say, "no," but have a wide spectrum of REAL meaning.
  • "No way."
  • "I can't do it."
  • "I can't do it yet."
  • "I'm getting there."
  • "I'll do it."
I look back at my days of struggling at a single pullup.  I would simply laugh at something as daunting as a MUPRH workout (containing 100 pullups, 200 pushups, and 300 air squats). It wasn't even a remote consideration to me! That was 99 more pullup repetitions than I could do at the time. That was about 3 years ago. Now I approach workouts with 50, 60, or even 100 pullups with very little anxiety.  But my progress was not made overnight.  I programmed in MANY MANY pullup variations:  dead hangs, counter-balance machine, jumping, rubberband assist, weighted, and inverted rows.  

And most importantly, I went in with a goal: to complete a MURPH workout as prescribed. That goal kept me on track...forcing me to stick with my extra programming of pullups.  With each session, I imagined myself getting closer and closer to that goal.

Goals are what drives training to a new level. By publicizing your objectives, it forces you to actually meet them head-on.  So, what are your goals?

The above photo is from a friend of mine. The boy has a reassuring expression that simply says, "Not yet." Sounds like something his dad might say.  This child's dad has turned functional fitness into not only a part-time business, but his life.  He swears by it. And by hearing his tales of success, I can't imagine him slowing any time soon!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Great Reading: "Plandomization" article

Plandomization by Greg Everett.

This is from the Performance Menu journal.  It discusses topics of programming, scheduling, variety, randomization, goal setting, and planning.  A couple of quotes that stick out: 
  • If you have no plan with regard to your training, you’re an idiot.
  • An entirely random approach to training, in my humble, lowly, uneducated opinion, is a mistake. Being prepared for any random task is not the same thing as preparing randomly for any task.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

New Gym: CrossFit DuPage

I find great satisfaction in announcing the opening of new area CrossFit gyms.  For me, it legitimizes a system I have believed in and seen results from.  In times of troubled economics, you wouldn't think the fitness industry is one to jump into as a businessman.  However, from what I've heard and read, it's the exact opposite!  More folks workout when they lose their jobs or have their work hours cut. Hmmm..

A few weeks ago, CrossFit DuPage began business. They opened up inside a mixed martial arts studio in Lombard, Illinois.  (The industries of functional fitness blend well with both MMA and gymnastics.  We tend to see a lot of functional fitness studios within those arenas.) CrossFit DuPage's motto is "Waging a Guerrilla War on Weakness." That's fitting....as any CrossFitter knows how quickly one can find their weakness.  And more importantly, how quickly that weakness can be addressed through proper programming and scheduling!

If you've never worked out at a CF affiliate gym, you must. It's an energizing atmosphere. It's hard to go wrong by taking a fundamental or foundational class to learn and/or refine your skills....among like-minded folk.

I've only talked to the proprietor Nate on the telephone. I'm going to meet him in person at his new gym this week.  We've already discussed having his gym host this year's Police Week Memorial Workout!!  Get ready for it. The week of May 10th-16th is approaching.